vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

genies:

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself 

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may I interest you in a bowl of canned u not

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what